he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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