Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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