Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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