i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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