I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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