i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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