I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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