so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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