like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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