I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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