Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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