how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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