Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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