Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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