is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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