i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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