Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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