i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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