He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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