I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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