No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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