8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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