so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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