I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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