...so i touched it.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
