Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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