Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
