Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
worst night to have a conscience
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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