She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
