If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Shame - the story of my life.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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