That's intense
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Can Purell be used as lube?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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