youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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