bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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