I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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