Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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