I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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