All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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