Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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