So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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