this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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