So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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