I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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