I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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