Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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