Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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