i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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