they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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