Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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