Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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