I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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