I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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